a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"
and i was like
"ill get my boyfriend to do it"
and thats how i came out to my mom
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
fuck this place in particular
Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are tied for worst first pitch in history
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore
Photographer’s girlfriend leads him around the world
Man I’ve reblogged this like 3 times already.. I never do that. But I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, SON!
wow, this is amazing
Omg the rest of it!!