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kingjonnn:

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

That’s a pretty vague generalization. All of that baggage from hooking up and…


ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it


j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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You can’t go to the bathroom alone… you might not come back. Cause no girl’s ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It’s true. The last woman that attempted it, it was 1937 and her name was Amelia Earhart.

Iliza Shlesinger (via mereditheo)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)


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